you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Drunk is not a location!
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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