Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
We left an ass print on the piano.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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