It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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