Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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