Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
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