it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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