And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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