I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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