why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize
