Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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