But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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