I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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