She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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