It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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