Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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