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(770): View more from Georgia

she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.

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(514): View more from Quebec

just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.

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(716): View more from New York

Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.

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(205): View more from Alabama

You better have your party panties on Saturday!

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Why only Saturday?

(205): View more from Alabama

Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.

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(801): View more from Utah

that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow

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(620): View more from Kansas

It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?

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(802): View more from Vermont

I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.

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