id be glad to
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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