i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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