Don't you send me to vm
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
