You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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