Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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