I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Hippo gnu deer
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize