i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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