What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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