put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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