Quick, to the slutcave!
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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