My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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