it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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