she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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