Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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