her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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