4 words: hood of his car
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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