I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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