Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
he was CRYING into my vagina
birth control should be required to get into college
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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