Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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