And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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