I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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