So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Randomize
