Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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