I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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