I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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