How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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