i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
This is my gift to your gina
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
