I want to make a zoo with you.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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