Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Who died my cat blue again?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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