She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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