I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I think my fart just growled at me.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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