Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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