if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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