Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize