She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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