I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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