If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Randomize
