the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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