He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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